YOU GAVE THE LUDES TO TIM MONTGOMERIE???
DONNY! DONNY!
Somewhere in the Mediterranean…
SHHHIWIIAIAIAAA, WASHAHHHHH…WSHHSHHHHAHHHHA…..
DONNY! I AM NOT GOING TO DIE SOBER. YOU GOTTA GIVE ME THOSE LOOODES DONNY. THE LOOODES I GAVE YA. THE LOODES DONNY!
J-J-J-Jawdie. Oh Jawdie. Jawdie I messed up real bad. Jawdie I gave tha Loods to Tim Montogomerie Jawdie. He’s below deck with them now J-J-Jawdie.
YOU DID FUCKING WHAT!??!?! YOU KNOW THE GUY IS AN ANIMAL! A MONSTER! A STONE COLD GABAROOGAROOL! HOW MANY DID YOU GIVE HIM?
ALL OF THEM. OK! He said he’d just take a couple Jawdie. Oh God, I messed up real bad.
YOU GET DOWN THERE NOW, AND YOU BETTER FUCKING PRAY THAT HE ONLY TOOK A COUPLE OR I’LL THROW YOU OFF THIS BOAT MYSELF!
OK, OK JAWDIE….
TIM. TIM I’M COMING FOR YOU YOU ASSHOLE!
Below deck
GrRRBHRHHG…..Binggggg….boooop……bap?
HOW MANY DID YOU TAKE TIM. DON’T LIE TO ME!
DAabbbaba…Saaaaaaaaa..becawwwwwww!
YOU TOOK ALL OF THEM??
ZOOOORBBGOOOO….BOOGABOOOGOAOBOOO….
F-FFUCK. FUCK THIS IS REALLY BAD.
J-JAWDIE. JAWDIE HE-
SCRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Hours later…
You made me die sober. You made me die sober Tim Montgomerie. I’ll haunt you for the rest of your life you…
you…
jackass…..
ack!
Fin