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Ever played a racing game?
NO.
A proper racing game.
With all of yer mates.
On that Iconic Playstation Two.
With those memory cards.
The failed normies will know what I’m talking about.
When you are placed in twelfth.
Still on your first lap.
And I’ve just slipped onto my third.
You start getting petulant and stroppy.
You start driving around in circles. Affecting not to care.
But you feel that ice in your throat. Like the tears might come.
When I blast past you.
And win.
You know what makes Forza Motorsport more realistic than Mario Kart?
It’s not the lack of Koopa Troopas. Or the red shells. Or the gorillas driving motorcycles.
It’s that in real life. When you mess up and find yourself behind.
There’s no big rocket to take you back to the middle of the pack.
In a game built for men. With proper motorcars.
Your failures compound. And you fall behind.
It is this precise feeling of dismal hopelessness we are trying to inculcate in our ‘competitors’.
Thinking of starting a brand new ‘dissident-right’ Substack?
A podcast?
Let me let you in on a little secret.
J’accuse is within touching distance of 500 paid subscribers.
You are, by now, so far behind us.
That there is no humiliation in giving up.
Free subscribers.
Give the various shysters and hucksters attempting to monetise the online right the greatest gift of all this Christmas.
Closure.
Take out a paid subscription to J’accuse.
OR. Gift one to a friend.
Help us reach the 500 threshold before the year finishes.
Show them that their dreams will never come true.
Now then, now then.
Below the paywall.
A special preview of our special guest Christmas post.
Remember: in keeping with tradition, the Christmas Day post will be behind a paywall.
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