Being a neurodivergent white male virgin racist in 2026 is like being an African-American lesbian crossdresser in 2014: everything is cultural appropriation. Everything you like, in any form, will be hoovered up by people who buy shitcoins promoted by “Dana White” and talk about “intergenerational wealth” in order to make memes about the Israel-Palestine War. Allow me to explain:
True Edgy
Long ago, Hollywood invented “morality.” The Nations fell on their knees, in awe of such Polemics, dribbling bits of Anglo-Celtic roast dinner from their mouths and worshipped the idol with “media literacy essays”, while the clever bankers stole all their money. But, there was a problem. One group of people refused to accept morality was real. These were the Edgelords. When the trade unionist said “this character murdered people”, the Edgelord quite reasonably replied “what if murder was good?” The wandering tinker was so stumped by this formidable use of facts and logic, that he invented Christianity and rap music and the Grand Theft Auto games to convince the Nations fedoras were uncool. But the Edgelords did not care about this, for they transcended Mass Society. The Edgelord understands that Bad things are Good and Good things are Bad. The Edgelord admires characters, or fictional factions, purely because they assert The Individual over the masses. The Edgelord does not try to make fictional characters fit his political beliefs, instead, like truly intelligent man, he bases his political beliefs on how fictional characters behave. The Edgelord does not need to explain why Anakin Skywalker is right-wing, the Edgelord is right-wing because he wants to be like Anakin Skywalker. The Edgelord sees right-wing politics as downstream of things Anakin Skywalker would like and could be persuaded out of them if Anakin Skywalker disagreed.
Safe Edgy
No need for a mood-board. This the purest distillation of the “Right Wing Twitter” personality egregore yet witnessed.
In 2022, Elon Musk brought twitter and renamed it to ‘x’, the everything app, as part of a cunning scheme to make a man from Norfolk with dementia Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Morality, from henceforward, was abolished with both Edgelords and Moralfags riding off into the shadowy gallery of history. In the future, everyone would simply be “Right Wing.” All philosophical discussion reduced to whether “this Helps the Right.”
The defining fact of Right-Wing Twitter is high agreeableness. Right-Wingers feel uncomfortable with the idea anyone disagrees with them and instead chalk all disputes down to “subversion” or people not realising “what time it is.” Unsurprisingly, instead of simply posting art of Lord Anakin killing the treasonous younglings and letting the reactions of the Nations do the rest of the work, Right-Wingers will post 5000 word chatgpt essays about how “Anakin was betrayed by The Republic” and stood up for Right-Wing Values. This is untrue, Anakin wishes to save the Republic by upholding the writ of its constitutionally elected Chancellor against DemoCrap voter fraud; later, desiring to usurp his place out of personal lust for power. At no point does he express lamentations about being “let down by society.”
Like Leftists, Right-Wingers cannot appreciate any kind of media which isn’t about them. Thus, Anakin has to become a “representative of Young Males” even though the cohort of people who watched the prequels as kids are now in their mid to late 20s and have no business forcing their toys on actually young people born c. 2010. The subversive, beguiling aspects of Anakin’s personality have, by the end of the week, been entirely effaced from pop culture: we are left with a sociological “representative” of a voter-tribe in Democracy, a banal political “dissident” and hapless victim driven to bad deeds by a good cause: rather than a tragic hero who succumbs to corruption on account of overwhelming talent. There is nothing left of what makes Anakin Anakin, that he transgresses the traditions of the Jedi in the Name of Love.
The final, depressing thing to note is that in the same way that transgender people will put transgenderism into absolutely everything they like, Right-Wingers will make absolutely every franchise about cuckoldry. Just as a tranny is incapable of seeing two male characters be friends without writing gay porn about them, Right-Wingers are biologically compelled to write cuck-fiction about any characters in a romantic, heterosexual relationship. Yes, maybe these things aren’t real outside of fiction but we are discussing fictional people who reflect how people ought to behave. Every human relationship must reflect “bodycount discourse” and other vulgar nonsense uninteresting to higher artistic types.
Chungus
By this point, your comfort character is no more, they are simply part of the default Internet culture. This is the point at which trannies, third worlders, working-class British people and Communists begin to adopt the character and put it in memes. The Indian and the tranny do not see Anakin Skywalker as representing anything per se, they just see “Anakinposting” as this neutral Internet-bloke activity in which all can indulge: Anakin says trans rights, Anakin respects ALL human beings. However, note well that this was only possible after the character had first become Chudified; the ‘Right-Wing’ serves as the universal solvent whereby particular things become open for mass consumption, as being ‘Right-Wing’ is the single lowest denominator for a now, truly global, Internet audience stretching from Bombay to Bolivia. Every ideology/character/meme at this point simply becomes a version of Gigachad: a way of saying ‘I agree with this statement and the statement agrees with me.’ It is for this reason there will not be a ‘Woke 2.0’ until the mid 2040s. Leftists lack the mental and racial purity required to be Woke. Leftists in 2026 sound exactly like Right-Wingers, blathering about how they’re going to “rape” their enemies and making Mussolini edits of social-democrat politicians.
A CALL TO ACTION
Is Tumblr the last bulkwark of Autistic Values?
I was recently asked to consult on the creation of a “new forum.” A number of events have assured me that, whatever the intentions, the only way for this forum to have any sort of cultural impact is if it is explicitly, rabidly “anti-right wing culture.” By this I do not mean we suddenly become anti-racist, rather: blanket IP ban for anyone who says “chud”, blanket IP ban for using the “maxxing”, “slop” or “cel” suffixes; intensification of existing taboos on ebonics, blanket bans for anyone who says “bro”, “cooked”, “GOAT” etc. Bans for all twee algorithmic phraseology like “xyz award”, “truth nuke”, “o algo” etc. This is deliberately harsh, and I by no means hate all posters who post these memes, this is the level of scrupulosity I believe is required to create a Safe Space at this point in time. The simple fact is, the culture of “Far Right” Westerners has now become a kind of cytoplasm in which the average Internet denizen is passively educated, just as lolrandomz /b/ culture served that purpose around 2011. It is pointless trying to trigger these people by radicalisation. “An Agartha Edit” is no longer recognised as entailing any actual political opinions, it is a piece of mood music you can deploy for Gavin Newsome, Rupert Lowe, Nick Fuentes etc. Everyone engages in the same, bitchy, performative violence. The way in which memes, polemics, objects of lionisation are diffused to the third world audience in 2026 is through this weird Sharty-Xdotcom generic “RW” culture: that’s a neutral observation of the facts not a value-judgment. Total Brexit from this soup of references is the precondition for greatness.
On the other hand, the right-wing does still produce some good content. “Malfoid” is a good meme.