Rory the Smiley Dog

A Story

Rory was a Dog who loved to smile

Rory loved to make other people smile as well, especially small children

When little children were feeling unwell, Rory would sit by them, calmly, to help them feel better

Because Rory loved everyone, everyone loved Rory

I love Rory

I love Rory

I love Rory

I think Rory should be drowned in a vat of acid until he is dead

“...”

“...”

“...”

NYEEEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MNYEH MNYEH MNYEH BIN-FACE BANTER BIN-FACE BANTER

Now children, the police are on their way and don’t worry, Rory the smiley dog may be dead but at least there’s still Henry the Peaceful Cat

MNYEH MYEH MNYEH BIN-FACE. BIN FAAACCCEEEE. FUNNY FUNNY. HA HA HA HA.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MYEEEHHHHH HEH HEH HEH MYEH HEH HEH BIN-FACE. BIN FAAAAAACEEEEEE. FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY

The End