PLEASE SANCTION KEIR STARMER
No more mucking about
I must apologise to our readership. I underestimated the chutzpah of Keir Starmer and his cabal of thieves, when I wrote an article pointing out that AI pornography would be weaponised by the British government to try and censor online social media platforms through fines and the like. Starmer’s behaviour has been much more deranged. He and his cabinet are now attempting to use Grok as an excuse to ban X for British users altogether. A sly irony; Starmer is putting this forward at the same time that Iran is shutting down the internet altogether in order to prevent protests.
I hope that this action is the final prod that readers and journalists of vague right-wing sympathies need to understand that they have to stand against any restrictions on digital liberties no matter how it is packaged. This government is a front for an axis of Evil which includes Morgan McSweeney and Imran Ahmed, and a third man who we will refer to with the codename of ‘Agent black’ (for now).
black, McSweeney and Ahmed are all figures who have spent around a decade in charities adjacent to the Labour Party coming up with strategies to supress ‘online hate’, in other words free speech. This is not a conspiracy theory, it is discernible from transparent public records about who has funded these individuals and how they funded the campaigns of individual candidates in the 2024 Labour Party MP intake. Look at the roundtables that Ahmed and others have hosted which have been recorded in the registers of interest.
They are now weaponising children’s safety to reduce online freedom to preserve the post-war consensus by restricting open discourse. They did this to get the Online Safety Act through, they are doing it to prepare the ground for a smartphone ban for under 16s, and they are now doing it to get rid of X. Why? Because they want to prevent another Brexit. They want to prevent Trump. They wish to strangle Bolshevism in its cradle.
So please, Telegraph et al, for the love of God, stop making the same mistake that you made in the leadup to the 2024 general election, when you praised Sir Keir Starmer for taking back control of the Labour Party and kicking the likes of Jeremy Corbyn out. Stop credulously supporting the narrative that mobile phones need to be banned for under 16s because of ‘Trans’ or whatever. The Tories who go along with this are whimpering useful idiots. There is no middle ground here. You must stand on the side of freedom. ‘Sovereignty’ against ‘bloody big tech’ is an illusion. I am a citizen of cyberspace and the world of Letters before I am British.
Until Reform comes to power in 2029, there is only one instrument that we have to strike back at the axis of evil. That is MAGA, particularly the section of it which has taken an especial interest in Britain and its free speech (the State Department in particular, Rubio, to some extent Vance). I applauded MAGA when it sanctioned Imran Ahmed. It is wonderful that Republicans in the legislative branches are also drafting the Granite Act to enable US Tech companies to sue Keir Starmer.
I am also very much impressed that the White House is considering political asylum for British ‘thought criminals’. It is not implausible that we at J’accuse will fall under the crosshairs eventually, and will be forced to flee. I hope Seattle is still like it was in the TV show Frasier. Anybody who believed that Trump is just a cynic who cares about his own wealth and ‘American First’, and would be of no use to the international right, must surely now eat their own words.
But I am even more impressed by Representative Luna, who has announced on X that she will be bringing forward legislation to sanction not only Keir Starmer but the entirety of Britain. Rep. Luna cites sanctions on Brazil during 2024 which included tariffs and visa revocations linked to Visa concerns. Although Rep. Luna is an outrider, if House Republicans pick up this cause and promote it aggressively, it is easy to see how Trump could weaponise it at the next round of the ongoing trade talks in order to force the British government to behave itself.
It is vital that British patriots signal that we welcome this assistance from across the Atlantic, so that any Axis attempts to portray this as foreign interference are stymied. It is ‘fundamentally unBritish’ in a historical sense to crack down on free speech. Free speech is an irreducible part of British identity. It is unpatriotic to support Keir Starmer, a spook advised by Fenians, a man who was elected with around a sixth of the popular vote and is now polling at around 10% approval ratings.
MAGA interference in Britain is not American interference. It is nothing like Eisenhower threatening Eden over Suez. Donald Trump, though patriotic, is one of the least American Presidents to have served in the role. He is a cosmopolitan New Yorker in much the same way that Gideon Osborne is a Londoner. Trump is actually entitled to British citizenship, and could technically run to be the Prime Minister of Great Britain.
He is more meaningfully British than half of the MPs who serve in our Parliament, and in Cabinet, and now put on this plastic patriot act around our so-called ‘Values’ while tearing up liberty. As a final point, if God really does exist he is clearly guiding Donald Trump. How else do you explain the bullet which was meant to kill him only grazing his ear? If the creator of the Universe decides that Trump must bully Starmer, it is not your place to oppose it because of some half-digested Curtis Yarvin blog. So give it a rest.
So leave the old grievances behind.
Welcome the Bald Eagle as it swoops down to seize Keir Starmer and the rest of the rotting carrion.



