We have been greatly enjoying a recent scientific article by Aria Shrecker on what makes women attractive to men. In the piece, Mrs Shrecker produced an AI image of what she believes to be the most attractive possible woman.
Mrs Shrecker’s argument (edited down) is:
The highest earning escorts are slim with F cup breasts. Across all demographics, men reliably prefer a waist-to-hip ratio of about 0.65. Sex dolls have an average waist-to-hip ratio of 0.62. Men prefer the faces of 28 year old women to 21 year olds. Men rate faces with prominent cheekbones more highly than faces with lots of buccal fat. Top rated faces are always framed by dark hair, not blonde hair.
The image that Shrecker has produced here looks to me like a slighty Europeanised version of the Chinese beauty standard. The woman is compelling but not commanding. No part of her flickers, much for the same reason that mixing all of the colours together will produce grey. Also, I am a slave to light eyes and hair.
Of course Shrecker is not aiming to please me personally but use science to create a glove which fits all. But I doubt many men look at that photograph and see the perfect woman. Or would even all it a nine out of ten, if I’m being frank. No no, this needs a man’s touch otherwise women won’t know what to turn themselves into. We were delighted then to see one Leo Gibbons generate his own AI image of the perfect woman with an accompanying blog.
Now we’re talking. Bravo. Tres bien. The sort of post that makes me look around furtively to ensure that nobody is looking at my screen. Daisy-Edgar Jones with more to grab onto. Here are some of Gibbons’s reflections on how he likes em (cut together, edited etc):
“Generally speaking someone with dark hair and pale skin (obviously not exclusively), large wide-set eyes, full lips, and a big, wide mouth (I’ve got a thing for them)…I lean towards petite women….the most important stuff is body composition…basically, being svelte and pert…a young woman, with her midriff showing, hips swaying below a petite waist…me, a neanderthal, enticed by signals of health and fertility…(I am in my mid-30s), and being in a long-term committed relationship……yet cue the internal monologue, chastising myself for giving an undergraduate a once-over…when being out on a warm summer day is almost torturous…I’ve fancied tons of fake blondes… I think of large breasts as a bonus…I also think form matters more, with perkiness being more important than sheer size.”
‘But why should Mr Gibbons get all of the fun?’ An unanswerable question and so we have decided to hold a new competition on our blog. We have asked a selection of contributors and trusted friends to create their ideal AI woman and to provide a six-line paragraph to go alongside it. The Editorial Team will also be putting forward their own contributions.
But we would also like to you to have your say. Get busy on the AI image generator of your choice and send them in with your paragraph for consideration. Whoever wins will be able to pick a topic for the Editorial team to write an essay on.
Our good friend BullyXL Disrespector replied within minutes, and so we have an exemplar to guide you.
For my AI dream woman I’ve turned Sydney Sweeney into Helen of Troy, tuning down her peasant cowtits into something more befitting the wife of the Greek City States leader. The result looks like a Civ 5 leader screen, but neither Firaxis nor Hollywood would ever dare to cast a beautiful White woman in that role. Nonetheless you could imagine her forming an Armoured Hoplite square with Cretan archers in the middle and tanking cata. Note: Armoured Hoplites have longer spears than Spartans and more armour.
The bar has been set very high indeed.
All submissions to jaccusepaper@gmail.com. Submissions close this Sunday (27/9/26). We aim to publish next Thursday (1/10/26).
Easy, it’s 28 year old Mywife in a dirndl.