“You know, my old man, he used to have this saying:
‘As long as the music is playing kid, you’ve got to keep dancing.’
The guy was a schmuck. A foolani. A gabababoon. We lived on sixteenth and seventy fourth, six of us to a room, Irish, Polacks, a few of us were even Jewish. Our mother barely had a nickel or a dime for a cup of Italian ice. It was a load of baloney. Raioli. Malloon.
But it stuck with me. And every morning, and every day I wake up, in my sixteen thousand dollar suit and just before I pick up the phone I remember what he said.
“You’ve got to keep dancing”.
So when I start scrolling, and I see a trend, I see the engagement market moving, I don’t sit down. I don’t sit down until I’ve squeezed every last fucking click out of every last schmuck, not until I get that last gabroni sitting in a bath in Queens, scrolling on his iPad with the water running because he doesn’t wanna hear his wife getting banged in the other room!”
“ARE YOU READY TO MAKE SOME FUCKING MONEY OUT OF THIS ATROCITY???”
“THEN PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE, AND START FUCKING POSTING!”
How many times can you post it?
How much is the engagement worth it to you?
Did you ever have a soul?
Parents divorce? Did one die in childhood?
Her last moments, vulnerable and helpless.
In this shot, you can see the light dying in her eyes.
That’s another guaranteed $13.47 in the bank account, courtesy of X Blue.
Now let’s check in on your Revenue Share.
“Oh that’s good…
Real good.”
“BUT NOT. FUCKING. GOOD. ENOUGH!”
“Do you wanna make some money?”
“Some reaaaaaallll fucking money?”
“Then listen up kid. Because my father, God rest his Mick soul, that skiving jackass had another doozy:
‘Nothing, and I mean nothing, kiddo, nothing in this world sells like sex.’
I don’t care how you do it, but you bring gender into the discussion. Say it’s an indictment on the masculinity of White European men. Ten thousand quote posts. Say it wouldn’t have happened if she hadn’t gone to college. Twenty thousand quote posts. Make it about Trans for all the fuck I give. Tag Drew fucking Pavlou in the replies if you have to. Add the Image. Write the bullshit. Click the post. It ain’t fucking hard.”
‘Men have got to protect women. Women like me who hold events where we take photographs of ourselves holding up boards in parks. What if a horrible ethnic minority man asked us to stop stealing food from their picnic baskets? Would you protect us, Anglo Ah-Non?’
“BOOM”
‘I’m a Man. A Tough Man, Forged in the Bonds of Brotherhood. Other Men used to be Men, but then they stopped Men being primary school teachers, and now they are feminine, and weak. He’s lucky I wasn’t there. Unlike the other unarmed passengers on the train I would have encouraged the schizophrenic to stab me, thus ending my life.’
“THAT’S MY FUCKING BOY!”
‘The left might have stabby minorities on their side, but we have better arthoes.’
“URRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
The Results
“You did good kid. I’m proud of ya. Welcome to the big time.”
Fin.
The sexualisation of the story boils my blood. Every slop farmer will be forced to wear a massive reddit upvote symbol before ultimately being executed