Gun Rights
And conspiracy theories
Listen, Misaki. In this world, there is an evil organization. Its name is N.H.K. N.H.K. is a huge organization that spans the entire globe. They’re an evil, secret society, and they’re the ones who put us through this pain. It’s all the N.H.K.’s fault. After this, if anything bad happens around you, it’s all the N.H.K.’s doing. Everything is the N.H.K.’s fault!
Tatsuhiko Takimoto
My strength of feeling over gun rights are, as with my feelings about circumcision, evidence that I could never be a front-facing politician in Britain. In a country where the two coping mechanisms for Suez are ‘you lot pay $80,000 for yer ambulances’ and ‘you lot shoot up kids’ the strength of feeling against legalising assault rifles in Britain seems like an insurmountable mountain. As a man of principle who was raised on FPS Russia Golden Desert Eagle videos I would be unable to compromise on this point of honour.
As a creature of Blair’s Britain who remembers those Daily Mail headlines about farmer’s wives being arrested for waving knives at thieves, I fell in love with the United States the moment that I read about Florida’s Stand Your Ground laws circa the Trayvon Martin shooting. I wanted, and want, my own AR-15. I wish, and wished, to brandish it at those who see fit to violate my English castle.
A Britain where infants can shoot their parents for trying to circumcise them on self-defence grounds. That is the Britain that I want. The Britain that could never be.
