Free trials are now on for J'accuse
And a preview of the Posh Turn Part 3
Hello old comrades,
It strikes me that many of our free subs will be at home for Christmas with little to do. In the spirit of generosity, we have decided to open up free 7 day trials to everybody. Entertain yourself in your family home by reading through the entire J’accuse back catalog - every article you’ve seen and haven’t been able to read. This one-off offer will shut around Boxing Day.
My heart is forever with the young man, a man I once was, who cannot convince their parents to let them take out a premium subscription. I will never forgive them for stopping me having a Runescape membership, nor depriving me of NX for Maplestory.
Listen. Don’t be a coward like I was. The thing about a free trial is that it will never show up on their bank statement if you remember to cancel it before the seven days are over. I’m not encouraging you to break the law, or steal from your parents, i’m just pointing out that that the risks of being caught are slim. You are smarter than your parents. They are provincial bores. You will go to Oxford, and live a flourishing metropolitan life in the city. You will never realise in your early 20s that what you perceived as their relative financial failure is completely out of reach to you. Buying in Zone 5! If only!
Go on! Take out the free trial! I’m sure you’ll remember to cancel it…
Here are some excerpts from paid only articles that did well this year, to adduce you to give me your debit card details:
Below this paywall is a preview of ‘The Posh Turn’ Part 3, which will be uploaded in the coming days…