Be the British Shiloh Hendrix
Make some quick X bucks
One of the problems with being a highly intelligent person with a job which places me in the public eye (editing a Global Substack) is that I often come up with schemes that are too dishonourable for me to execute.
Let me give you an example; if I wanted to build a media profile very quickly I would spend about three months making my accent as cockney as possible. I would then stage a voxpop with PoliticsJoe, introduce myself as some sort of tradie, and give an incredibly woke monologue in a deeply chavvy accent. “Nah, nah, why does Nig-eel Faaa-rage wanna blame all the immigrants muate?” This would immediately go viral.
The tired and demoralised British Left would fall over themselves for a John Fetterman type LARPing prole. Just take this video, which is recirculated by left wing accounts every few months, as an example - in it, a girl with a northern accent and big hoops calls Tommy Robinson a c*** - they are desperate for an authentic white voice for the urban poor to rail against Rupert Murdoch and his mates.
Being reasonably well read, certainly much better than ‘Gary’s Economics’, I could easily win over pseudo-intellectual left-wing women and various Grahams by talking about ‘Orwell’, ‘Ireland’ and the Spanish Civil War. I could be the left’s answer to both Thomas Skinner and Joe Rogan, a woke Danny Dyer, a modern day working class intellectual hero. A darling of Novara Media and the Guardian. And become a multimillionaire for my troubles.
Now, there are many reasons that I cannot actually pull this off, partly because real recordings exist of me with my actual accent - parodically upper class with random American intonations as I was not socialised as a child and so learnt to speak from television (mostly Upstairs, Downstairs) - but also because I think the sort of crime that attracts me is not a ‘lifestyle’, e.g being a casual criminal and thieving, but the big heist. I want to make the money and then run before my lies catch up to me. For that reason, if I were to use my extensive capabilities to commit online fraud the financial returns would have to be quick.
Because X has been taken over by a man who is currently around 2016 /Pol/ the algorithm heavily boosts videos which show racial divisions and especially racial violence, which have become ‘acceptable’ to share and comment on even within ‘Con Inc’ parts of the media infrastructure. The engagement rewards for sharing this sort of content that cause celebres in favour of the victims of black violence in the United States are popping up on a weekly basis, the most recent one that I have seen being an overweight child being beaten up by a group of black teenagers, which has led to Dillon Danis (an MMA fighter, presumably a Roganite) trying to find ways to give the child and his family money. The family has actually refused to accept money from a GoFundMe and is apparently choosing to be Woke and Broke; in a strange turn of events one of the child’s tormentors has been gifted with a free bike. Shiloh Hendrix clearly played her hand better, raising $770,925 from an incident where she used the naughty word against a mischievous child.
The crucial ingredient to Shiloh’s success, in my view, is that she was not only a victim of non-white aggression, but that she was able to get herself ‘cancelled’ by using intemperate language; requiring the support of her wider racial community. There has to be an element of personal catastrophe but also genuine controversy for the story to ‘work’, to really scam the online Right you have to make them feel that they are being transgressive by giving you money. It’s a slap in the face of Woke if you give money to my Substack/the woman who uses racial slurs.
There is a lot of money chasing racial issues in Britain, in part because the problems here have become a focus point for much of the international right. “Grooming Gangs” are broadcast on both Fox News and Hungary’s Magyar Televízió. I’m confident that a confected horror story on grooming gangs would generate massive sympathy and therefore donations, particularly if some of our more lively Millennial Tory MPs were to take the issue up in Parliament. I would predict that, if this was done correctly, a fraudster could make upwards of two or even three million pounds if this plan was executed perfectly, perhaps even more if individuals like Elon Musk were to add with substantial private donations.
So what would this look like in practice? Of all the atrocities of Rotheram etc I think that what held the most emotional weight with people was not the lurid, obscenely evil transcripts about the violence that children were subject to, rather it was the state emasculation of heroic individuals who tried to rescue their own children from the terror. There were multiple incidents of this, Charlie Peters can be seen interviewing one here. This concept of the State as a force which assists violent criminals and attacks brave law-abiding ones has a long history in British right-wing discourse, during the Blair years it was about farmers being arrested for protecting their homes from criminals, such as Tony Martin. This video must also touch upon another viral strain of right-wing discourse and that is the fact that Britain has no freedom of speech and people are regularly arrested in their homes for being politically incorrect. You need Elon to be able to Quote-Post with ‘The UK is not a free country any more’.
Our viral incident has to focus on Grooming Gangs and this means for emotional weight you are going to need a White Woman as an accomplice. Ideally one which could feasibly be a relation of yours. You are also going to need a man who could pass for Pakistani, but a generic middle-easterner would also do, like a Kurd - a Somali would also do the trick. Rent out a house in one of those awful terraced houses with the pebble dash exteriors somewhere like Dewsbury. Film yourself knocking on the door and shouting up for your relation, “Sharon, Sharon, I know yer in there, come on love.” Have her shout out: “He won’t let me out!”. Bang on the door loudly. At this point you should point the camera up and have her face at the window, shouting, before her interlocutor’s flashes past, pulling her back. Now really start kicking the door.