Another urgent message from the Prime Minister

Sir Keir Starmer K.C.

Daisy

Molly

Richard

Paul

Paul

Michael

Stewart

Catherine

Paul

Mo

Susan

Six hundred and ten

Iqbal

Paul

Romey

Eduardo

Ralph

Beth

Paul

Riswana

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ZONE SIX

*sound of smashing crockery*

moth

MOTH

…..

….

….

….

I’ve got to keep going

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Is there a new ‘quiet case for Starmerism’ as the Prime Minister’s state capacity approach builds consensus?

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AAARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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“Nostalgkeir” already gripping Britain?

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AAAARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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QUESTIONS FOR THE PRIME MINISTER

MR. SPEAKER YOU’RE NOT GOING TO ASK ME QUESTIONS

MYEEEERGGHHHHHHH

I’M GOING TO ASK YOU A QWESTION

MUGGHHRRHRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I WANT A PUTIN WHO WORKS WITH THIS GOVERNMENT INSTEAD OF AGAINST IT

*BOOMING APPLAUSE*

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Nasween

Siobhan

Leaf

Joseph

Rupert

Holly

Max

Paul

Sidney

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Have you logged that sound?

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INSIDE NUMBER 10 BRITAIN’S ‘MOST NORMAL’ PRIME MINISTER SEEMS TO CONTINUE ‘GETTING ON WITH THE JOB

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Meep

Meeep

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Wherrree is Morgan

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moth.

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AAAAARRHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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KRRUGHHHHHHHHH

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Pablo

Freddy

Nobby

George

Steven

Chantelle

Peter

Maisy

Pritvandeepa

Leeroy

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And I swear that bloke

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Bif

Solly

Eustace

Dave

Jennifer

Oswald

Usman

Chen

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I swear that bloke

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Cleo

Rudolf

Sanchez

Morrie

Gertrude

Tilly

Bo

Yvees

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I swear

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Casper

Danny

Danielle

Sparky

Luncheon

Patricia

Amy

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I swear that bloke, he looks just like me…

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Paul

Paul

Paul

Paul

Paul

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